♠ ♥ ♣ ♥ ♠

Jessica

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:36:48 -0800

danthetrimmer:

wtf is going on???? can I help in any way?

Jessica as in myself?

Thanks a fucking lot.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:30:24 -0800

I’ve never wanted to drink SO EARLY, so bad, in my life.

scissorsister: w/ Meghan <33333

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:15:58 -0800

scissorsister:

w/ Meghan

<33333

scissorsister: bahahahahaha. my Meghan <3333 LMAOOOOOO!

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 04:03:35 -0800

scissorsister:

bahahahahaha.

my Meghan <3333

LMAOOOOOO!

rickhawk: the quickie mart hahahaha. i use to get my cigs...

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:40:50 -0800

rickhawk:

the quickie mart

hahahaha. i use to get my cigs there every night when i was going to work!

i'll fuck anything with a hole.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:37:42 -0800

rickhawk:

but i’ll only kiss you if i like you.

lololol oh my god.

the thought of relationships makes me want to slaughter helpless puppies.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:36:11 -0800

(via rickhawk)

country music is garbage to my ears.

Fri, 18 Dec 2009 03:35:12 -0800

(via rickhawk)

DESPISE

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 06:17:16 -0800

scissorsister:

rickhawk:

- OC housewife alexis bellino. meddling cunt.
- basketball.
- children.
- low-life ex’s.
- relationships.
- christmas music.
- hair on the soap.
- celebrity bloggers…get a life.
- that stupid “DIRTY JERZEY” cliché. relax kids, it’s not even dirty there.
- amanda bynes.
- anything blink 182 ever sang. including any tom delonge side-project.
- hollister & the tool bags that work there.
- people obsessed with their religion. take a deep breath freaks.
- state police.
- napoleon dynamite.
- mariah carey. old bitch.
- 20 year olds that kiss mom & dad’s ass. time to cut the umbilical cord.
- carlos mencia - not funny.
- anyone who has pride in their school…THE FUCK??
- melted ice cream.
- virgins.
- screen names such as “x0suNshiNeShuGaBbyx3xoX” or “ClayAikenHunni17”. idiots.
- all breakfast foods.
- foliage.
- snow. winter. basically any cold environment.
- hairy people! ummmmm do you enjoy being disgusting??
- m*a*s*h.
- people who piss all over the toilet. if you can’t aim, go pee on a fence dipshits.
- poor people. FIX YOUR LIVES.
- anyone who is unaware that “the boys of summer” by the ataris is a cover!
- LA COPS. IF YOU ARE A LA COP & YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A MOTHER FUCKER. DIE PIGS.

Wtf is that, I love virgins.. you only hate them because you’re a WHORE!!! Lmao.

I believe he’s lapped the whore term about 4 times.

Omg Elyse.

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 01:57:17 -0800

Lmaooo.

Photo

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:49:49 -0800

Dear Richard

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 01:52:15 -0800

scissorsister:

I have never laughed harder than I did reading THIS!

“Is anything wrong with your eyes?
um… besides being perfect like the rest of me…”

Lmaoo! That fucking slayed me.

scissorsister: After I threw up… CLASSY are those all bar...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:57:45 -0800

scissorsister:

After I threw up… CLASSY

are those all bar tickets in your pants and bra?

Can't wait until Christmas is over with...I hate this stupid holiday.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:48:13 -0800

Omg Mike!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:44:03 -0800

Loveeeeeeeeee

<33333

scissorsister: selfmutilation: areonchando: I’m Taken by elyse, sorry. POWWWW <345 he said...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:37:54 -0800

scissorsister:

selfmutilation:

areonchando:

I’m Taken

by elyse, sorry.

POWWWW <345

he said he’s mine.. get off his dick bitch

lololol !!!

Lmaooo.

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:35:50 -0800

I love you Elyse.

scissorsister: (via areonchando) boyfrennnnnnn. <3 say...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 23:26:39 -0800

scissorsister:

(via areonchando)

boyfrennnnnnn. <3

say what!

i'm a bite-sized bitch

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:52:28 -0800

(via scissorsister)

scissorsister: Lil Wayne | Ice Cream Paint Job “bend a girl...

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 22:41:23 -0800

scissorsister:

Lil Wayne | Ice Cream Paint Job

“bend a girl over put her hands on her ankles
i’m all over this ice cream beat like sprinkles

why thank you, if you’s a hater
i’m eatin’, you’s a waiter”

That verse makes me think of this picture of you..